Funny Stories
Welcome to Breastfeeding Experiences!
As difficult as being a parent sometimes is, it is also very rewarding. Who can forget the moment when they first saw their baby smile, or take their first steps? Along the way, there are many moments which bring us joy and levity, and remind us that the child we are bringing up is a unique individual with their own personality.
We'd love to hear all your funny stories, so please use this form to share them with us.
Funny Stories
Name: Amanda
Title: Milk Squirt
Story: Sometimes when I have a full breast and my daughter is feeding she will suddenly delatch, and when I look down at her I see my milk is squirting all over her face!
Name: Karen Drake
Title: Squirting
Story: So much for discreet breastfeeding. I was feeding my five month old son on a park bench in what I thought was a quiet spot. A couple walking their dog approached. My son heard the dog and turned, just as my let-down kicked in. My nipple squirted a good six feet, right in front of the couple. What could I say? I did up my coat and practically ran!
Name: Oba
Title: Funny
Story: I was at my mother-in-law's for dinner last week. She doesn't like breastfeeding, so while I am usually pretty discreet, I must admit I really flaunt it while I am there to spite her! The neighbour came over after dinner, and mother-in-law was horrified that I would be "seen" feeding my little girl. She insisted that I stop and almost pulled her off of me. My daughter responded by throwing up all over her hands and arms and blouse. I couldn't help but laugh.